Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Cincinnati Bengals

Some people are fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: [Terry Bradshaw voice] THE BINGLES (That joke courtesy of an old chestnut from The Mighty MJD) Your 2018 record: 6-10. This after a 4-1 start. The Bengals finished behind Cleveland in the division, which no one had done since 2010. Do I even need to tell you which team that finished behind the Browns that year? Reader, I do not. You can sense the truth rustling in your soul. If the Browns can’t fuck something up, the Bengals will step in to finish the job. Only the Raiders and Bucs gave up more points than the Bengals last season, but those two don’t co…